What is going here?

On our way home from Ten Thousand Villages, the coolest fair trade store in existence (www.tenthousandvillages.com), we drove by what appeared to be a large colon. You did read that correctly. The AMAZING...the FANTASTIC....Come and...

I quickly pulled a u-turn and drove straight up to this fantastic event. People rejoiced at having the presence of the colon while listening to an old-time rag band, freely touching it with a smile on their faces. This man nearly escaped getting sucked into the gaping organ that so peacefully lived on the lawn.


We went to the grocery store, and calmly looking at the potted meat products we noticed a funny sort of "meat" that maybe should not ever be sold, EVER. The picture speaks for itself.


I think I'm going to be sick now.